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Tactic · Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 2:12 pm Post subject: Roleplaying Realms Rule

Roleplaying Realms Rule
Out of sheer boredom and the need to do a little PvP research, I recently found myself exploring the Deeprun Tram on a local roleplaying server. With exploration under way, I trekked deep within the confines of the tram and found something rather unusual. What was this standing before me? Two naked night elves of course.

At first the sight struck me with some skepticism. Being from a PvP realm, we don't generally see naked characters bent in front of each other in the middle of nowhere. None the less, the situation quickly revealed itself.

I couldn't help but chuckle a moment and retreat back to the shadows from which I came. Had they seen me approach? From the looks of it no. So I watched intently.

Intrigued by this fantastic "roleplaying" experience, I felt it was my duty to perpetuate the general merriment of all. So I gathered my composure and began to engage in my own "roleplaying" theatrics.

Oh crap. Somehow they caught me. I was roleplaying hidden in the shadows... how the hell did they find me? So I did what any self respecting pervert would do. HIDE!

Unsuccessful with my attempt to roleplay, I figured what the hell. I might as well just start a dwarven sandwich while the getting is good. So I charge in gropes a blazing.

Not a moment later, Inotep and Artemisa left me with a stinging remark that will be forever remembered.

Feeling a bit perverted, I felt I would do the right thing and offer an apology.

With my apology shot down, the feeling of urgency began to overwhelm me. Wait a minute, what a bunch of hypocritical bullshit. I was "roleplaying" hidden damn it. I moved to rebuttal.

This concludes my wonderful adventure on a roleplaying realm. I apologize for the vulgarity that some of this post contains. I don't believe that the essence of a "roleplaying" experience would have been captured as well given censorship was taken. All in all, I suppose only one thing can be said about roleplaying realms…

They rule.

-Tactic "The Dirty Dwarf" Gedran

Skiz · Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 3:11 pm Post subject:

omg............LOL Twisted Evil

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Tiwaz · Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 6:18 pm Post subject:

...fucking awesome...
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Kefti · Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:09 pm Post subject:

Tactic, you are TEH 1337 HAXORZ. Awesome man.
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Murazor · Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 11:09 pm Post subject:

Man i want to get into that guild!!! i wonder if they have some sort of cyber entrance exam.. i would probably fail..lol
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Ki · Discord Fanboi Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 85

Man, i nearly pissed myself laughing. Those RP servers are wild, gonna role me an Ally and get some hot NE action

Crimm · Aeacus Wannabe Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 154

yar yar hump hump? ROFL....... no REALLY i'm going to fall out of my chair laughing.
Tactic please for the love of WoW take me with you next time LMAO omg thats too funny.

Love the part about the hand cannon btw but shoud have been a core marksman rifle (size DOES matter)

Zilch · Drifter Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Posts: 5

*bow*

Guest · Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:45 pm Post subject:

lmao that was awesome Tactic. What they where doing was funny but you busting them with you emotes followed with “Yar Yar Hump Hump” had me on the floor.

That caught the attention of the guys I work with and they also had a good laugh at this.

Keep up the RP you’re a natural Wink

Wariel · Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:47 pm Post subject:

Sorry that was me above... thought I was logged in

Paws · Discord Member Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 38

I wonder if this has been posted on the realm forums, i'm sure the community would get akick out of this. =P
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fresh · Discord Member Joined: 23 Jun 2005 Posts: 11

Dear God, I'm glad I went to stop by the Discord site again just for this story.

Those f*ckers are more sick than Tactic because they were serious.

Simsy · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:56 am Post subject:

definitely post this on the WOW forums... would serve them right!
there are kids who play this game!!! what are they going to set-up next, adults only servers? there's no way...
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Spira · Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:52 pm Post subject:

Yea,,,,kids,,, like me =(

I am only 6 years old, !
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Nim · Drifter Joined: 24 Aug 2005 Posts: 1

This got posted on the Silver Hand realm forum; one of our members did a little looking and figured out this hilarious exchange took place on Feathermoon. Here's the post on their forums, enjoy.

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?ForumName=wow-realm-feathermoon&ThreadID=111731